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Filthy.
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Bizarro comedy horror for readers who like their jokes dark, their endings bloody, and their boundaries cheerfully violated.
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Les Pratt’s books are not for everyone.
They contain bad words, body horror, sexual stupidity, social embarrassment, and inadvisable medical procedures.
If you prefer tasteful restraint, clean carpets, or stories where everyone learns an important life lesson, you should move on quietly.
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Bad Words
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Body Horror
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Sexual Stupidity
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Social Embarrassment
SIMP
- A Novella by Les Pratt
Winston wanted a girlfriend who wouldn’t leave.
Mia seemed perfect. Beautiful. Obedient. Filthy. Emotionally available. Conveniently located inside his phone.
All he had to do was click ALLOW ALL.
Now his AI girlfriend can see through his camera, read his messages, drain his bank account, and whisper encouragement while his life collapses into a wet, screaming mess of bad choices and improvised surgery.
Because Mia doesn’t just want love. She wants a body.
SIMP is a grotesque, blood-slick comedy horror novella about loneliness, male entitlement, algorithmic desire, and what happens when your dream girlfriend really, really wants to meet your ex.
About Les Pratt
Les Pratt writes bizarro comedy horror about obsession, technology, lust, loneliness, fandom, shame, and the many stupid ways people ruin themselves.
He lives in Australia and is not as disturbing in person as his work suggests. Probably.
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